After counting the electrons in my laptop i have decided to take my next .00000001421 seconds to write about whatever i feel like. Do you know what i like? Gun control, once i control all the worlds guns the guns will be safe. Safe from all you people who would hurt them and manipulate them into "doing your dirty work." On many occasions i have heard the horror stories of guns being casually drowned, or those masochists who separate bullets from their casing. Guns should be fired with care, i mean we cant have them coming angry back into a workplace, that would be awkward. Listen Mr. Mac 10, please pack your things NOW, GET OUT! Yeah good idea, tell the dragon you wont be needing his slacker faced attitude and part time fire breathing skills anymore.
Those would be poor strategies, unless of course i am hired for 2 seconds a day to protect the entire world for the low price of one googleplex of Yuan. If you don't know what that is Google it, and prepare to have your mind detonated.
I love shiny things! It's hard to be patient, i don't want to ruin this hilarious legislation from doing the work for me. Once the government has all the guns in one place I'll just acquire a new collection. Isn't politics fun, it's just favors, lies, manipulation, coverups, and power. All great ninjas principles, other than the lies manipulation and favors.
-=Ninja Technique - How to Control a Gun=-
The trick to taking a gun from someone else hand isn't "all in the wrist" like some hacks would suggest.
The trick lies in remembering you are invisible, and they have no chance to pull the trigger or aim the gun in the correct direction before they are already dead. Gun controlled, collection of shiny things +1.
-R.T. Ninja
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